A short What If sketch: the R&D slot needs more Secret Lairs, the higher-ups want British things from the last century, and I have just the thing. For your consideration, Secret Lair: Discworld.

I start with Death (not the Watch), who controls where creatures go when they die, unless he is on holiday or going by Bill Door. For the Watch we have Sam Vimes, who investigates whenever an opponent commits a crime. And for the Rincewind fans, a version of Rincewind with any instant or sorcery from Magic stuck in his head.

Do you think they will go for it upstairs? It is a million to one chance, but it might just work. Which Discworld character would you most want to see as a card?